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Look, there's no easy way to say this, Esteban is a heart-breaker! He goes through girlfriends like puppies go through chew toys - chews them up and spits them out! His dark sultry eyes will hypnotize you and cause you to take long walks in the mountains and feed him extra food. Do you need more direction in your life? If so, he's your man! Esteban will be available to come run your life in April 2023 so let him know where you are now!



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